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Journal Entry: Sun Nov 29, 2009, 2:14 PM



So first, all you have to do is pick any character you want
The thing in brackets is where/what they come from.
~Don't look ahead or my monkey killz u >:3~

1. Dark
2. Nameless(dont fear i dont know her ether)
3. Sachet
4. Shadow
5. Mitchi
6. Catastrophie
7. Shay
8. Sazu (sexytown)
9. Macko
10. Calie

Now that you have your characters, answer the questions!


What would you do if:


1. Number 5 (Mitchi) was stranded on the toilet because she was out of paper?
hmmmmmm, wma haha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, laugh at her

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Sachet) and Number 7 (Shay) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
get the shotgun
3. Number 8 (Sazu) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
i agree with coffee princess, no shirt...YES

4. Number 2 (nameless) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
well if she is anything like sazu and macko(aka her parents) it will be fun

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Calie) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
IM BLIND

6. Number 3 (Sachet) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
thats creepy, MAN WHORE, gun store of course

7. Number 9 (Macko) killed Number 4 (Shadow) right in front of you?
HELL IM MACKO I WOULD ENJOY THE FEELING OF HIS LIFE AS IT lEft HIS BODY FROM THE BARROL OF MY GUN

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Catastrophie) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
FUCK NO...BITCH

2. Number 1 (Dark) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
i dont trust him with a straw...so no

3. Number 10 (Calie) and Number 5 (Mitchi) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
MY house is an arsonal bunker, fuck no

4. Number 8 (Sazu) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
...ha..ha. yeah...funny

5. Number 2 (nameless) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
Yep

6. Number 4 (Shadow) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Macko)?
you want me to date myself?

7. Number 1 (Dark) and Number 3 (Sachet) to operate heavy machinery together?
all i can see is to boys trying to play transformers...so no

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Mitchi) asks Number 2 (nameless) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
get away from my daughter bitch

2. Number 7 (Shay) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
i dont dance

3. Number 8 (Sazu) and Number 9 (Macko) are fighting over you. What happens now?
so your saying sazu is fighting macko...over macko? i think macko is going to win

4. Number 1 (Dark) tries to kiss you. What do you do?
take sazu's kontana and slices his head off his shoalders( fuck i cant spell)

5. Number 3 (Sachet) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Mitchi). What do you think of this?
wow he has more guts then sazu, it took him 4 years and it took sazu 41.

6. Number 6 (Catastrophie) is cheating on Number 7 (Shay) with Number 3 (Sachet), and you find out about it. What do you do?
point and laugh

7. Number 4 (Shadow) proposes to you. Your reaction?
vomit then tell calie... she will kill him for me

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Dark) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
...i dont know or care...

2. What if Number 2 (nameless) tied Number 4 (Shadow) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
THATS MY GIRL

3. ...and then Number 8 (Sazu) and Number 5 (Mitchi) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
-i would shoot mitchi then beat the liven shit out of sazu...yah

4. Number 10 (Calie) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
theres a pyro license...i want one

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 (Macko) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
WHT the fuck... who wrote this? mitchi your dead

6. What was Number 6 (Catastrophie) in prison for?
well she killed my mother...and that 1 guy and the other guy and the other guy and another and another and another and another...you get the point right?

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Shadow) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
how the fuck does he break threw solid concret walls under ground in my bunker. why the fuck is he in my house

What Would You Do If...

1.Number 1 (Dark) woke you up in the middle of the night?
i keep a gun under my pillow, i guess its time to use it

2. Number 2 (nameless) asked you to go out with him?
What the fuck she my kin. and its a her dick!

3. Number 3 (Sachet) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
drown him in the toilet

4. Number 4 (Shadow) cooked you dinner?
Uhm… thanks?

5. Number 5 (Mitchi) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
beat the shit out of her, sorry princess i dont like company...sazu doesnt count

6. Number 8 (Sazu) got into the hospital somehow?
damn it sazu not again...want some pudding

7. Number 9 (Macko) made fun of your friends?
yea go me

8. Number 10 (Calie) ignored you all the time?
bout time

What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Dark) do?
he would have to beat sazu to killing them

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (nameless) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
call sazu

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Sachet) give you?
nothing he doesnt like sazu( cus sazu is much better than he will ever be!!!) so he wont like me

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Shadow) do?
laugh, i killed his calie and shot him in the leg.. like he cares what happens to me

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Mitchi) do?
laugh and get a camera

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Calie). What's Number 6's (Catastrophie) reaction?
wow,wowwowowowowoowowowoowowowowow. thats wrong.. dude they are like blood, inbreeding

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Shay) cheer you up?
shay is a bastard, he doesnt care

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Sazu) calm you down?
just lookin at him makes me happy

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Macko) support you?
fuck it i aint answering it…


10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Calie) do?
go pycho bitch on me

Relationship Part

1. Number 1 (Dark) is all you've ever dreamed of.
i just died in side

2. Number 2 (nameless) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Macko). Your reaction?
once again what teh fuck

3. You're dating Number 3 (Sachet) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
what parents? ask calie about that one
4. Number 4 (Shadow) loves Number 9 (Macko) as well. What does that mean?
man whore

5. Number 6 (Catastrophie) appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
wht should i do? nothing!

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Shay) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
he looks at my one more fucking time im going to kill him. but sazu might beat me to him

7. Number 8 (Sazu) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
wow your blind retard

8. Number 9 (Macko) is too shy to face you and confesses her love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
apparently im an egomaniac

Friendship Part

1. Could Number 1 (Dark) and Number 6 (Catastrophie) be soul mates?
i dont really care. im going to kill them both

2. Would Number 2 (nameless) trust Number 5 (Mitchi)?
she is her mommas girls so no

3. Number 3 (Sachet) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Shay) come along?
No

4. Number 4 (Shadow) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Calie). What happens after that?
hiss

5. Number 5 (Mitchi) and Number 1 (Dark) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
skills for life...they need it

6. If Number 6 (Catastrophie) and Number 3 (Sachet) cooked dinner, what would they make?
raw meat, and raw meat.pussy cats

7. Number 7 (Shay) and Number 9 (Macko) apply for a job. What job?
LOLOLOLOLOZ. IDK, BOUNTY HUNTING?

8. Number 8 (Sazu) gives Number 5 (Mitchi) a haircut. Is that OK?
HE'S MINE BITCH

9. Number 9 (Macko) sketches what Number 6's (Catastrophie) perfect boyfriend should look like.
Wow. She can draw the devil pretty well. ... i agree with mitchi

10. Number 10 (Calie) and Number 8 (Sazu) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
i dont know but there both gunna die

i will fucking shoot you if you dont do this, choose your one 10 characters and fill out this quiz.
now


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